Why does "polymath" have one definition?
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People are buying fast food with RV's. No superhighways anymore, a zipcode with Exit and Yield signs when they zoom up to the Wal Mart!
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Roads are so clogged even 137 mph readers are saving on Breath Assure!
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There are no bank robbers in Alaska. How could they make a run for it in giant electric hot socks? What electric hot socks have ever been, hot?
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People are claiming chewing gum isn't safe because of additives, which is absoid. Chewing gum is safe. It's the compounds like phynlbisthourrallzeranine in gum that are safe!
What does a watch dog say? Not Woof Woof, Click Click!
It's so unsafe in our county even muggers are applying for loans!
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Three more incidents and they're gonna include milk in the price of a Bond, but then they already have!
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What's good about living in the country is, the stock market's always up!
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They have unlimited loans at the bank where the giant RN says, "lend me your arms!"
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They were going to give out fountain pens filled with cash flow but who could read their own handwriting if rich and asleep?
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They were giving out street maps printed on toenail polish in NY, for fashion goddesses who are more looked up than GPS!
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Debit cards may be alright. Any driver who pays a parking fine at 95 miles per hours is not tired and needs no arrest!
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What a rat race, You know, with stevia flavored booze substitute!
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New York is saving 10 million this year, even if overbudget. You can tell by the heat powered air conditioner.
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Who is Herb Hoover? He was the president with the trimmer mower!
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The best life is when your job is making MP3 rainhats for weather women who sing and dance "live" up on the roof.
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All these years listening to shag and top 40 and I finally know what B Y O B means. Bring Your Own Bizboom...
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I can't buy life insurance for my auto, The Insurance Company claims if we can pay we're in the royal family so we must be rich and on a luxury cruise, go out for a bite or through a stop sign, another yatcht and chalet saved up for!
What's good about a water bed? Your snoring is just bubbles so not loud!
Did you know GA is the largest state E of the Mississippi? When you count mops Ohahu has 20x the area of FL.
Einstein won the Nobel Price for the same physics that opens the door of the store when you walk through. He was so amazing thanks to him we all can walk through Wals!
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They're making a DVD about a convent in Ohio. Mothers in Akron never retire! They'll always be around!
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In the restuarant, the waitresses seem like, wild, fun loving, devil may care people. Or, as the boss likes to say, absolute cleanaholics!
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You see where they raise prices in some stores. A healthy life is a blessing.. If they raise prices for what we eat they should find ways to raise the savings of life saving teams too!
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I got a radiant heater instead of a fan heater. It doesn't work either but at least it's safer!
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The food is so bad in these local resturants, they have the only pot luck caudron in the kitchen of the diner with a stirring Macbeth witch standard option.
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How Einstein saved himself from drowning in his boat, He never used a lifesaver and he learned to swim around the cosmos and to starfish.
I've put on some water weight, don't know if it will be easy to lose via exercise. It's July here, I can go out for a swim in the heat at any rate!
..I read these commercials, do I like to exercise, China is reaching for the moon, in order to stay in shape for training for the launch, they do "chin"ups.
.I once had a woe in 1975, it was great! Thank goodness I was 17 and knew all there was to know about life!
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Just think if you were with Sarah Palin in MO, you'd be right where you live right now!
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It's good to be involved with a nonprofit. Noninvolvement is not an action adventure series.
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Unlike boredom, live action is not a rerun!
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Some miser had a way to save. He was watching his wife being robbed, but the robber was stopped when he told the robber the lottery's 900 number who couldn't wait to call to save on the rates!
I'm not real good in history, I read about The 800's and think, ya know, enough's enough!
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Nerds get know respect! And lots of attention from a marm at her .org!
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Laugh and the world lights up with you. Go on a diet and you find many ads for Pizza in suprising signs! And good exercise too. If 20 others are near you, you're one losing weight!
When they ask you how you slept and you say you don't know you were unconcious at the time, if you're dead it's a good solution to put a wind up time machine on the wall when the rising time is near!
It was so hot 8 months ago it will be hot in months, and the heat won't wear out!
It's lighter at 12 in the months of heat thanks to heat in the shade!
A woman in Sweden called the fire department the other day to report her TV was on fire. Actually it was a VHS of the fire being broadcast from the local TV station at two in the AM. A remote control is good to fight fires if you want to stay at 40 and have Christmas all month all year!
The room where my sister lives in the country is so high up, the elevator has a shock wave and has just one operation, UP!
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The road was being paved where I lived and I didn't put more trash in the box till after the sanitation crew could get to the box. I thought this was like a Good Samaritan. And who knows? This neighborhood is so rich the pavers may have more luxuriant trash than us!
Did you know they've had web soap operas 20 years? Research for Tommorrow, The Edge of Sites, As The world Tans in Radiant Auras of The Tube..
The lady who lives up the superhighway is so calm in about 257 ways, her dog never barks, she's just burpin' her baby!
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Have you heard about the smart pill for seniors? They're not famous but know they will be!
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I just realized why the women we know who deliver for Santa at Christmas and in August, are cute, real cute, and nothing but the cute. The glue on stamps, how much fat?
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20 Packs a Day OF FIZZ LITE?
Divers and Sunday! When in a Vannapool to church!
.Soon with herbs like cotinine, a sort of nicotine that's non habit forming and without any side effects, no more smoking food or drink!
Weight loss will no longer be big business!
Cotinine may be used to stop smoking or for being thin, smoking causes too many to stop smoking now.
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Cotinine is all the letters of nicotine, spelled like in software code, like sideways in arabic steno!
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They're making a drink out of cotanine, and a smokeless tobbaco, for people not driven to smoke, or if they don't want to stop. This may make it true if all the C.E.O.s of the Soft Drink Companies swear under oath that they know caffeine is the most habit forming substance! Here's A list of cotanine IP.
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If here we have What Fi, What Do they have in Maui? Hawaii Fi..
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Bytes, on the web, always come in twos, "what web wampires weave".
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When the bride in Hollywood has already been married, the words of the ceremony are kinda unusual, like, "With all my worldy goods I do thee endow", and she hands her VISA To Saudi Arabia!
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The nicer part about wedding a sweet woman in a family of cobbler's, is you never have to ask what she'll be wearing, a wedding shoe and orlons!
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I was with a room of Unbelievers, I'm like Wow OMG! I started to be credulous, now I have much more faith in the web!
It's been said a barking dog does more good than a sleeping lion, a dog who talks like me types the most!
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Did you ever a real great month all year, and what happens? You open a fortune biscuit and it's a 10,000 IOU Visa from the S&L!
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What famous bread saves most on ocean power? Moonbeam bread!
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MY HOMETOWN
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If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, you don't live in my hometown Rural Retreat USA, where no one has any troubles!
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As you come into Rural Retreat they have this big sign that says, IF WE WERE ALIVE WE'D BE RICH RIGHT NOW!
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They say in FL is where prices have risen. Then there's Rural Retreat where all have risen!
Rural Retreat VA, population 1000 has about 100,000 million pages on the web, it's a comfort to realize I'm twice the size of RR in about 10 of my sites!
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I've just found the power of yoga ju jitsu. You don't just throw the attacker, you stretch away out on the other side of the room, plan shin...
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Did you realize pipe smokers are more healthy than even Olympic atheletes? Between drawing and puffing and lighting and cleaning and tamping and the ashes-they exercise more than anyone!
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Some of the women's swimwear you see at the beach may seem good for eyesight, it's, a utopia for myopia!
"Sarah Palin-Hot-Sweet" got more research on the web than any other politician in the last 3 years. If she has a mormon type wedding with her fans, the wedding may be in Juno, in June!
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If there are 3.73 persons in all households how would the .73 person buy a SUV?
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The safest way of travel is the elevator, and the second safest is the airplane. How would you sail to Hawaii in a box with wings!
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Most animals have a two chambered heart but birds and mammals hearts have four chambers, four chambers allow two speeds, slow to relax, power aerobic for heavy action. Both are sweeter with sweets and flowers!
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QUOTES
. It's been said that "some questions don't have answers, which can be a lesson to learn." NOT IF You Wonder Before You're a WHEEL Winner!
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"You may get skinned knees and elbows, but it's worth it if you score a spectacular goal." So in other word's Life may be bad but it's good! Seems plausable enough.
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"If you go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet." Sounds like Me! I FEEL SO GOOD THIS MONTH I WANNA BE BORN TO RUN FOR THE OFFICE OF BOSS!
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John D. Rockefeller had trouble tipping, had he paid too little or too much? Finally he just held out an open had of coins and let the server take howso much. But in the mid 20th century this much was worth a yatcht and 3 0r more Castles in Briand!
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In 1948 the bikini made it's debut in an outdoor fashion show at the Molitor Pool in Paris. IT WAS A DEBUT OF WOMEN MORE THAN CLOTH.
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If collectors are willing to pay say $800 for a piece of a famous person's hair some have wondered what collectors would pay for Monica Lewinsky's notorious blue dress? Right, A CHEAPER PRICE!
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My memo RFD lady has dents on the door of her car she drives where she's opened and closed it so many times. THIS IS BECAUSE SHE'S AN ACTION ADVENTURE RFD MEMO LADY;
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She has a yellow light (most are light yellow!) on the top of her sub van she drives on the weekends, in the rain she drives her Yellow Submarine and sings a Beatles song for the 80's!
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The brats have their own toy store, Toys or Else!
They don't labor, they just celebrate all month!
Have you heard about out west, the psychic hotline now offers only board certified psychics, I would be great with math teachers!
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