General Random, and Ocean Liners!


I'm the brain who put all the small lines in the ocean, so they stay moister!
What's wild are marms in commercials, I saw one who says we have 30 more shushes to eat out at her restuarant!

..No wonder we could use more math! All over the world there's global warming, and what are we guarding against? Pizza that falls out of the box. (They've solved this with a one way valve for your hand into the box.) Thank goodness for
WVA.
They have a new tooth rinse I saw in the commercial, high speed. It's refreshing like floss when you yell for the RN and already she's sweet and suite on you!

And now it's 15 seconds on the tube, by the hour you wake up with anasthesia, you've saved labor day!

There was another fistfight today in the rich field of lawnmower racing, how will they punch out a bush, dunno.

What's the best of all about air conditioner at christmas in a heat wave? Advent.

How to always be fit...try to increase your pleasure in giant jugs of condensed milk!

They found what may be 8 more earthlike worlds this month, to me, ours will always be right up there with Sobe.

My mother says, she should have her say, so I was wondering if she thought I was a better listener or if she is!

I was hoping to invent an inflation washing machine with a tube filled with air shakes around from the top, where you add your stuff in. To implode machines, hours are filled with perpetual motion.

When the Electrolux has a crash, first the inward implosion then outward radiance!

If I asked my mom's hat size for a present, I told her I'm sorry not if I'm not perfect, even as amazin as I am!

If a boat was in a South Seas island, what kind of boat is this? A remoter boat!

To give the dog a bath, he spins around and zooms out clean!

A washing machine is good for sleep when the waves wash me ashore in my wave powered bed!

Poet emeritus, doesn't rhyme, so poetess emeritus always must!

They have a remote control for dogs, connected to a collar, and vibrations to train, left, sit, up stay, stop button if the dog has the remote, and translation like to read the FM in 27 arfin languages!

If the largest sheep farm around is owned and you ask the owner how many sheep and he says he doesn't know because each time he counts them he falls asleep.. If it were a giant sheep farm would just one sheep be worth counting, oversleepers before rush hour have a solution.

Did you know paleologists say they've found dinosaurs weighed lighter. Instead of a heavy 80 ton behemoth, down to just 27 tons. One dinosaur is talking to another and sez, "Hey, nice of you to notice! I've only been on a diet two weeks, and already I've lost minus five tons!"

How do they spell in OHIO? Round on the sides and Hi on the Shores of Lake Superior!!

My mom had a pink finmobile when was a kid and it started to roll down the hill of the lot when we bought groceries one day by the store. I said, "Let's get some exercise mom, before we eat!" She ran and stopped it before it got away. And the kids never never forget about this. If she hadn't caught the car I'm shure she would have!

The Hostess company went bankrupt this week, couldn't they just use the Muffins Defence?