RAT HUMOR-
"Did you know Disneyland has had the 2nd largest navy of anywhere in the world?"
"Wow! Viva la Mozzerella, Blue Cheeze!"



"Did you know a person can get ill just from use of a mousetrap?"

"Don't worry, there are no mouse traps in Disneyland. I got the advantage in 1879 but I died and and now I'm alive more often!"

"Wow! A Complete Cure!"


L; It's true that Disney was actually afraid of mice? How did he edit?

R; "A giant modem."
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...What does a rat wear to think about cheeze?

A rat's hat!

These days the fad is pet rats..this is nothing new. They had them in the 17 and 18 hundreds each night.

And if they pierce their nose, they smell the Marigolds better!

Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, and a bone in her nose!


"How does a mouse realize if he's in mouse heaven?"

"A fountain of rummage!"

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Two rats were talking, and one said to the other, "If you were challenged to a duel, and Wii Fi's were named as the weapon, and you sing so bad you laugh so much it bruises the wall, has justice been done?"
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The other says, "Not if you've not seen me sing and play!"

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Why didn't the mouse sell his Christmas mug?"

Not a creature was stirring, even with a bread machine!


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