Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Wheel of Fortune

This dude winds $30,000 and they say Thirty thousand dollars! THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS! THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS! Why do they say this? So he'll win twice as much!

Some would say because the Wheel of Fortune is so easy to win, it's easy cash, but by inventing Spell Write they've assured that celebrity moms out west will not have to eat soup in Z to A order when jazzersizing! I'm telling the truth.

And, in all the times I've watched The Wheel I've never heard of anybody anywhere who's lost an Isuzu or even so much as $17.76 in the Chevrolet Revolution!

Gallstones are not boosted 67% on the wheel! It's aerobic if they are fit when it's the Final Go Round!

They say Wheel in the business PR events has a circus atmosphere-That's not a Wheel-it's a Turbo Boost Ring And They're Under The Big Pot!

On the Wheel they have the latest in headache solutions in the ads. There are no problems or so they say in these ads, many people watch these shows because they are the only relief good enough for headaches caused by so much cash!

I know the wheel web site is genuine, I remember soap operas where Vanna sings in the afterlife!

This one lady went on in swimwear and boxing gloves and won 10,000,000,000$ a trip to Aruba, and a PHD in biochemistry. How'd she do it? They asked her to pick the consonants and a vowel and in her boxing outfit she was savvy- she just picked rstlne!

This week is the Jeapardy Champions Competition, actually I've watched twice. Last March a woman won 250,000. I'm watching with high hopes for her, I can't wait to see what she will won!

They also have foreign versions The Wheel in other countries..

The Wheel in Dutch has Vanna White Water Rafting. She wears swimfins and swimwear and spinning umbrellas to cause good luck, the host is Boat Sailship. In Dutch When they whirl the RV on the Wheel in the final round, it's always a finmobile!

The Wheel is a giant shimmering bubble of foam. The Dutch parking lot is blue and and Olympic Sized, a sort of dive in cinema, after all who can park a raft?
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One good thing about the Wheel is even while how they earn seems to be usually the same, the prizes and cash are always so unusual!

They have these emergency weather cautions on my box during the show sometimes, then back to Pat and Vanna, they just earned somebody another emergency luxury trip to Aruba!

Did you see The Wheel on October 10 08? The lady spun the 1 million dollar space on the Wheel in the first spin, won the main celebration without going bankrupt (just 20,000 or so)--then they took the one million dollar spin and put it in the small wheel at the Bonus round, just one in 27 chance she'll win (she's looking a bit dissapointed at this point, they aren't so generous with a million as she thought-but she was!) then she solves the puzzle, opens up the memo, and it's 1 million dollars -and 20,000 and 27 cents! I think she may have practiced on wheels or maybe she just has Spin The Web Softwear!

What's good about Vanna is she spells her commas so well in inspirational cheer, like when she walks in the rain she both swims and jogs in one exercise!
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