Saturday, September 15, 2007

SPRING
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How do you know if in May or June you won't be stung by bees? When it's raining and the raindrops weigh pounds more than the bee and ahh, SPLASH!!

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You always know me in March. I'm the one with the umbrella with a built in flower jug! Powered by a lightning connection to the stars, with a fan for wind, and GPS moonroof standard option!
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I never have to trim, my lawn is cement. Has a yellow flower painted on it by hand, the lawn was painted by a woman named life's a beach! ~~
You know it's good sleeping weather, when you look up and see a giant fuzzy cushion on the roof!
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March is when marms always ask "Where's polyester from?" and they say, "A polyester biz!"
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March weekends are when the weather, weight, and FM reruns lighten up. And hopefully, old songs in the original Ancient Rhyme of the Mariner..
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It's well known bees can't sting the month of May. How can a month have hives in an ambulance?
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March is not all bad, cozy actually! Even the beach is cozy when you relax by the pool while wearing a pair of warm and fuzzy flippers! ~~~
Dolphins are the only other animal than us who see themselves in a mirror. Love Rain, Wave Rain!
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To make the sound of the dolphin on the TV show Flipper, they speeded up a dog. Actually chipmunks are chipmunks in March even without the high speed web! ~
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What's good about May Celebrations? They're more broadband than a sharpened hat to read the www!

Some labor to please my realtor, she's sweet and luxurious in pleasure in living, even so if we use all the month of spring just to clean, we have no time for more important action, e.g. I bought a cheap watch put it on the wall, and when it stops at 1 o'clock and stay's 1 oclock for months or years, I may live to be 100 years old, with the biz of Life!
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