ELEVATOR JOKES

What does an elevator and an MP3 have in common? The elevator has a song when you push the the button of the machine!

Why do anjels like escalators? More exercise than an elevator to heaven, and they can count all their advantages while they rise weigh up!

What's an elevator airbag? A safe invention when you bounce from the foundation to where you got in!
Why do myopics like elevators? A box they can read!

Why do railroads like elevators? The elevator biz is up not sideways. No competition!

There are elevators on some ships, airships!

Why would the creative sing hers in elevators? It's better to shout awomen!

Did you hear about how a mogul got rich in the elevator biz? How so? Simple "Buy low and sell high!"
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