SPRING

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How do you know if in May or June you won't be stung by bees? When it's raining and the raindrops weigh pounds more than the bee and ahh, SPLASH!!
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You always know me in March. I'm the one with the umbrella with a built in flower jug! Powered by a lightning connection to the stars, with a fan for wind, and GPS moonroof standard option!
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I never have to trim, my lawn is cement. Has a yellow flower painted on it by hand, the lawn was painted by a woman named life's a beach! ~~
You know it's good sleeping weather, when you look up and see a giant fuzzy cushion on the roof!
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March is when marms always ask "Where's polyester from?" and they say, "A polyester biz!"
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March weekends are when the weather, weight, and FM reruns lighten up. And hopefully, old songs in the original Ancient Rhyme of the Mariner..
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It's well known bees can't sting the month of May. How can a month have hives in an ambulance?
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March is not all bad, cozy actually! Even the beach is cozy when you relax by the pool while wearing a pair of warm and fuzzy flippers! ~~~
Dolphins are the only other animal than us who see themselves in a mirror. Love Rain, Wave Rain!
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To make the sound of the dolphin on the TV show Flipper, they speeded up a dog. Actually chipmunks are chipmunks in March even without the high speed web! ~
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What's good about May Celebrations? They're more broadband than a sharpened hat to read the www!

Some labor to please my realtor, she's sweet and luxurious in pleasure in living, even so if we use all the month of spring just to clean, we have no time for more important action, e.g. I bought a cheap watch put it on the wall, and when it stops at 1 o'clock and stay's 1 oclock for months or years, I may live to be 100 years old, with the biz of Life!
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This bat puts giant audio and sound machines all around the room, The other bat says "What are you doing?"

"A room with a view!"

"My mom left christmas presents and a wreath over her bat house?" "Yes! She loves bats. She always wants to see a bat out of Noel!"

Why do bats make good realtors?
Low overhead!


Why do bats watch soap operas on TV? They sleep better in the FM hours.

Why do bats sleep upside down?
Low blood pressure!

Bats like to be outgoing and say hi to other bats, bat gossips. Why? Because "Bats of a feather......"


You go to this wonderground where it's always a comfy temperature and it's 357 million years old, echo river, rooms 200 feet up to the flowing fountains of stone, the crystal lakes and blue, pink, and radiant waterfalls, and you say, who wouldn't think of heavan's anjels! Kind words are the song of the world, and more of worth to type in on the web.

If people are praising of the bats and are kind to life, life would be more like family, not The Adams Family, The Beverly Hillbillies, kind of real rich rich rich.!
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Some say alternatitive RN's are great if the alternative is exercise with Denise Austin!
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ELEVATOR JOKES

What does an elevator and an MP3 have in common? The elevator has a song when you push the the button of the machine!

Why do anjels like escalators? More exercise than an elevator to heaven, and they can count all their advantages while they rise weigh up!

What's an elevator airbag? A safe invention when you bounce from the foundation to where you got in!
Why do myopics like elevators? A box they can read!

Why do railroads like elevators? The elevator biz is up not sideways. No competition!

There are elevators on some ships, airships!

Why would the creative sing hers in elevators? It's better to shout awomen!

Did you hear about how a mogul got rich in the elevator biz? How so? Simple "Buy low and sell high!"
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Music

As you may find from the following, I'm not a fan of old music (except before like 1750) but old wild celebrations are alright!

If you collect a lot of old rare songs by reading about the sound,

They'll know you're a real musician when you even put their audio memos up to the Post Office Box to hear!

If you breathe music, you sleep music, and eat music, to you, after silence, music comes closest to a visual whiff n poof.

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Music is the only cheap thrill in life without a vice squad and a raid, if the wife sez so.

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Signs The Concert You're Attending is The Real Wave Radio
 

It's hosted by Mamma IV and the Hug Station.

"Amplifiers" are just big flower urns. Most songs contain a plug for Ear Attenuation.
You're asked to put on a hat and sunglasses and the next thing you know, you're being introduced as The Boss.

Hoss sitting next to you brought a zoom and has already seen 20 orbits of the Halos comets.

They're playing "Turn Up Shag, Not Music, The Rug, The Rug! Maria".

You spot Mariah stage-diving, and the crowd is chanting, "Moussse! Moussse! Mousse!"

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Glossary of Music

Adagio: When you put lo salt herbs on a music site.


Accidentals: Notes you got smashing up your Yugo while playing the marimba tune at 200 mph.

Ad Librium: When your wife eats all the 80's Volumes of Madonna in the shush room, and you want more extemporaneus sounds.



Allegro: When you play runs on the violin with itty bitty boots on your hands.

Altered Chord: When you offer the Yamaha line of Ovations to the power station as an offering to the world to come.

Atonality: When they would know the words but not the sound in 1905, and will in BC 1000.

Augmented fifth: A Band of  Jug Booze to go.

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Breve: Army Navy Air Force; The National Anthem sung in the rain before you go for a sail in your cushion in a boom in the arena.

Cadenza: When they all jump up in the air in opera, sort of a wave in the arena, except with no music most of the time.


Clausula: When Santa sees the women in swimwear slide past in the wave machine, and he when sees the Mrs.

Compound Meter: A rondezvous where a follower and the beautious lady unify for exersis-sing.

Counterpoint: Highest note ever heard by those above the contenental shelf in a submarine. Still taught in many colleges, a sleep learning science.

Countertenor: An over the shelf hash pitcher who always sings in R Round.


Da Capo al Fine: When she applauds his real shag rug during the show.
Detache: When musicians yell so loud their orthodontist and opthamologist saves.

Discord: Music played by wife so you know she likes you because of just how she bangs pots and pans, derived from the original greek, "dishchord" a washing machine.



Estampie: A pizza hut memo they put on ads to AZ.

Fermata: A brand of cheeze made especially for opera singers, a lot like Dolby or Colby but with lots of shouts.

Gregorian chant: A way of singing in unison, invented by monks to save Ma Bell on the rates.

Harmonic Minor: An infant who is way out of tune no matter if he isn't.

Harmony: Cash paid for comics.

Heroic Tenor: When your teen burps a song without a bread machine.


Interval: Distance between sounds, where you  know neither but someone somewhere realizes realize about the speed of light and the Mandelbrot Set.

Isorhythm: One memo to the stars, "What's wrong with my Lexus"?

Isorhythmic motet: A jug band in one ear and Bose in the other.

Lasso: "Rare" song "unherd" outside the west

Mean-Tone Temperament: When the music is so bad you hope for silence is the golden rule, solved by AN, not Anti Noise, "Noel Already!"

Messiah: An oratorio by Handel performed at Christmas by orators who have rehearsed, and many who have stopped rehearsing.


Motet: When the kid you hired clipped the lawn out of tune with weed tweezers.

Musica ficta: A music of faith, when the landlord generously allows too much from others but sends up heat religiously, or once a month at Memorial Day.

Neums: A way to remember names of songs on the radio without no goofs, see you remember me already!


Orchestral Suites: What makes opera go on till the sings lady fat.

Pause: When paid to rest for hours in 4/4 time if real bad on the drums, but then who can be on the drums if in jail for dipping a blendor in the ocean?

Prolation: When you make it to the NCAA, and you know what the weather is like at the top-A Major will win.

Recitative: Rap Music

Sine proprietate: When the song you wrote about The Price is Rich now owns your Yugo.


Tempo: Anywhere in a song you are and how to get there by 4/3 of physics.

Tempus imperfectum: Atomic Watch without a built in fatbust machine.

Tempus perfectum: Einstein's atomic wrist watch with built in timer, train station, and the starship suprise.
Trill: What it feels like being near the high wire goddess when you're in the circus.

Trope: What your wife the high wire goddess will never do over a 900 Mhz wire!

Trotto: A horse who yells faster than marathons out west.
Vibrato; Shaking of the church walls and roof when the doctor is called out during worship by the nurse..

Wheel of Fortune

This dude winds $30,000 and they say Thirty thousand dollars! THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS! THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS! Why do they say this? So he'll win twice as much!

Some would say because the Wheel of Fortune is so easy to win, it's easy cash, but by inventing Spell Write they've assured that celebrity moms out west will not have to eat soup in Z to A order when jazzersizing! I'm telling the truth.

And, in all the times I've watched The Wheel I've never heard of anybody anywhere who's lost an Isuzu or even so much as $17.76 in the Chevrolet Revolution!

Gallstones are not boosted 67% on the wheel! It's aerobic if they are fit when it's the Final Go Round!

They say Wheel in the business PR events has a circus atmosphere-That's not a Wheel-it's a Turbo Boost Ring And They're Under The Big Pot!

On the Wheel they have the latest in headache solutions in the ads. There are no problems or so they say in these ads, many people watch these shows because they are the only relief good enough for headaches caused by so much cash!

I know the wheel web site is genuine, I remember soap operas where Vanna sings in the afterlife!

This one lady went on in swimwear and boxing gloves and won 10,000,000,000$ a trip to Aruba, and a PHD in biochemistry. How'd she do it? They asked her to pick the consonants and a vowel and in her boxing outfit she was savvy- she just picked rstlne!

This week is the Jeapardy Champions Competition, actually I've watched twice. Last March a woman won 250,000. I'm watching with high hopes for her, I can't wait to see what she will won!

They also have foreign versions The Wheel in other countries..

The Wheel in Dutch has Vanna White Water Rafting. She wears swimfins and swimwear and spinning umbrellas to cause good luck, the host is Boat Sailship. In Dutch When they whirl the RV on the Wheel in the final round, it's always a finmobile!

The Wheel is a giant shimmering bubble of foam. The Dutch parking lot is blue and and Olympic Sized, a sort of dive in cinema, after all who can park a raft?
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One good thing about the Wheel is even while how they earn seems to be usually the same, the prizes and cash are always so unusual!

They have these emergency weather cautions on my box during the show sometimes, then back to Pat and Vanna, they just earned somebody another emergency luxury trip to Aruba!

Did you see The Wheel on October 10 08? The lady spun the 1 million dollar space on the Wheel in the first spin, won the main celebration without going bankrupt (just 20,000 or so)--then they took the one million dollar spin and put it in the small wheel at the Bonus round, just one in 27 chance she'll win (she's looking a bit dissapointed at this point, they aren't so generous with a million as she thought-but she was!) then she solves the puzzle, opens up the memo, and it's 1 million dollars -and 20,000 and 27 cents! I think she may have practiced on wheels or maybe she just has Spin The Web Softwear!

What's good about Vanna is she spells her commas so well in inspirational cheer, like when she walks in the rain she both swims and jogs in one exercise!
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Real Comics From Real Weather Maps! When Is March This Year?

When the carplane will start even if it's a ship!
And if it's a yacht, "You're rich, You're rich!"

How to get rich with yatchts? Sales!

Brain waves may make your sleep images visual via MRI and software some Science Sites say. Fast asleep with a magazine under the cushion, high speed sleep learning!

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Dogs can sniff out unfair situations and are jealous when the other dog is praised Austrian researchers reported Monday. Even so the dog won't or will sue the woman who lives with flower boxes up the street, she has 257 stations!---

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I read in the memos where a drunk driver ran over himself after he fell out of his car with no serious injuries and the machine continues off, he says hopefully he'll recieve what he deserves for being moderately active!

"Choochy the Runaway poodle delays flights at Boston airport for 17 hours and 7 planes while they chased the pooch round."

Arf they will go into the wild blue yonder, in months!

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"Relatives settled a 16-month cat custody battle in MO."

The egyptian goddess always wins, no doubt!

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There are good herbs, a great herb would stop the dog barking and smooth out heat waves!-

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If a realtor winterizes in autumn, what does a math genius do with cash and cones in March? He Summerizes!

Did you hear about that man who returned where he lived for business and a drunk woman was on the roof? The woman said, "7 11's are on the house!"

I saw this ad today, if you sweat in the heat it's great to wear a coat in Miami beach! You win more if the swimmers wear ear muffs!

HIGHLIGHTER LIGHTS!

What should you do if you can't find your SUV?

Don't consult your oracle, so she won't feel consulted! GPS is a trained brain map reader!


My math must be improving, I found out I didn't even know 3 8s are 27!


I put my writing in a book with broad margins to add in more by a line to the word there for editing, better than audio, audio has 'dom access! Always a copy! Plus comedy to add in via page and joke number, in the volume, my dutch is more pronunci-ocean! Thus, by this method, no joke is used twice, no recycling, an unwritten law for authors!


"Rich or poor, it's always nice to have lots of money!" And smart or dumb it's always nice alive or not, to reach the kingdom come and afterlife!



....So rich, he calls his maid via his 8000 number in another country country and zip, two zooms up!


What should you do if you're overweight? Find a cute luxury dermatologist, tell her comedy is good exercise!


What is a truck that carries vans? An original Van Go!


How to relieve jet lag?

Count sheep at 3000 mph!


We hear all this stuff about the housing bubble and global warming. Big Deal so What! To me it's like a Wave Power RV!


What's good for dry eye from typing in? Just watch more sad cinemas! A good cry always helps!

If you got tired hands typing it would be good to have gloves or a wrist band to stretch your hand out not just in while you type, who says you can't type with mittens on in the AC, with my reflexes right!

If you drop all your cash and then pick up all your cash and coins, who says the rich don't exercise more than the false sense of accomplishment biz rate!

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RAT HUMOR-
"Did you know Disneyland has had the 2nd largest navy of anywhere in the world?"
"Wow! Viva la Mozzerella, Blue Cheeze!"



"Did you know a person can get ill just from use of a mousetrap?"

"Don't worry, there are no mouse traps in Disneyland. I got the advantage in 1879 but I died and and now I'm alive more often!"

"Wow! A Complete Cure!"


L; It's true that Disney was actually afraid of mice? How did he edit?

R; "A giant modem."
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...What does a rat wear to think about cheeze?

A rat's hat!

These days the fad is pet rats..this is nothing new. They had them in the 17 and 18 hundreds each night.

And if they pierce their nose, they smell the Marigolds better!

Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, and a bone in her nose!


"How does a mouse realize if he's in mouse heaven?"

"A fountain of rummage!"

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Two rats were talking, and one said to the other, "If you were challenged to a duel, and Wii Fi's were named as the weapon, and you sing so bad you laugh so much it bruises the wall, has justice been done?"
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The other says, "Not if you've not seen me sing and play!"

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Why didn't the mouse sell his Christmas mug?"

Not a creature was stirring, even with a bread machine!


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Mom’s Labor Day of Rest for Christmas

In the source of the orbs
At the heart of all zephyr and wooze
She knows just how well the hands of time will march
Like a cosmic watch powered by celestial booze

If the bleachers in August will boom in zoom rooms
The Braves will find waves in the rain
Knowing much more than TV ads about schmooze
She's saved us much more than our brain

When the ruffs have by floss no more waffles in reams
And roofs just by counting more sheep sew more jeans


And when mom’s heard the 10,000th ruse

She always seems to know just what’s up at the zoos


Thousands of whirls of rockets, silk, age for us
12billion percent more than her maxi-mom wage for us

Glory That Shines in the Dawn

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Opals, Sapphire

Praised For
Amazing Us; We Love You,

Love

mOm!